July 31: Cam Newton

Today brings the prettiest of all the Underwear ProBowl recruits, Cameron "Cam" Newton, QB and first overall pick by the Carolina Panthers in the 2011 Draft. I saved this gorgeous specimen for Sunday because a creation this beautiful is nothing less than a gift from God. At the ripe young age of 22, this is one cradle I would be happy to rob.

Speaking of ripe, Georgia should really reconsider being nicknamed the "Peach State" because Mr. Newton is clearly the best and most succulent thing to ever be homegrown there. The smooth skin, the pearly white teeth, the perfect smile...this peach is worthy of a blue ribbon prize! And Cecil Newton, if you're reading this,  I don't care what the price tag is... I'm willing to take out a loan for any "pay-for-play" scheme you can offer to get young Mr. Newton on my team! He's priceless... pure priceless.

I'm hoping this season brings my Cam much success to start his NFL career, but I'm also hoping he takes a cue from fellow Underwear Pro Bowler, Adam Vinatieri, and does some post-game interviews in his tights because I was greatly disappointed by the lack of shirtless photos available. I have a nice camera... I can help you out if you need it, Cam. xoxo

July 30: Chad Ochocinco

Ladies and Gentleman, today's recruit is a six time NFL Pro Bowler so it only seems right that with an ocho-pack (that's an 8-pack for those of you that "No hablo español") like this one, he gets drafted into the Underwear ProBowl as well. Say hello to Chad Ochocinco (formerly Chad Johnson) newly signed wide receiver for the New England Patriots.

I'm a sucker for snazzy dressed brother like Mr. Ochocinco and so I find myself torn because it is SUCH a crime to cover something so finely sculpted. Ay Papi - that body is Muy Bueno!!

And since we're in the habit of speaking Spanish, Mr. Ochocinco... feel free to call me SeisNueve Mami. ;)



Enjoy today's eye candy ladies, hasta manana.



July 29: Adam Vinatieri

Today's spot on the Underwear ProBowl roster goes to Adam Vinatieri, placekicker for the Indianapolis Colts. I'm not sure it's necessary for a placekicker to have a body like that, but please Adam, continue to give post-game interviews in your tights... you won't hear me complaining.

Oh and did I mention he's almost FOURTY years old? What was that murmur from the crowd - did I hear someone say DILF? Yep, that's enough for me to pad his stats right there, if you know what I mean. ;) His four superbowl rings don't look too shabby either, but let's face it - I for one, am not looking at his jewelry.

Welcome to the team Adam Vinatieri and God Bless those tall, dark and handsome Italian genes for making you so fine.

July 28: Reggie Bush

To start us off, I have to pick my own all time favorite: the one and only Reggie Bush, former running back for the New Orleans Saints, picked up by the Miami Dolphins.

I know my main squeeze Reggie became infamous in the media for his on-again, off-again relationship with Kim Kardashian, but I choose not to think about what risqué video recordings they probably made during their relationship. It's okay Reggie, what happened in the past, stays in the past. Mine might not be quite as smooth and tanned as Kim's, but trust me, you don't have to be Armenian to have junk in your trunk. ♥ Call me.

I mean really, what wouldn't I give to be those dog tags?









Intro to the Underwear ProBowl

As everyone was talking about the end of the NFL Lockout and who's going to be playing where - I was struck by a genius idea: The NFL should play a charity game of football for all their female (and interested male) fans that would be similar to the ProBowl in the idea that it would combine all the "best" players from all the teams. The catch? These players would be voted in according to to their looks... and would play in their underwear. Yeah, I know.... best idea ever.

So in honor of this idea, I'm going to post my own personal favorites - a new piece of eye candy every day. For your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

Signed
Your Underwear ProBowl Recruiter