July 29: Adam Vinatieri

Today's spot on the Underwear ProBowl roster goes to Adam Vinatieri, placekicker for the Indianapolis Colts. I'm not sure it's necessary for a placekicker to have a body like that, but please Adam, continue to give post-game interviews in your tights... you won't hear me complaining.

Oh and did I mention he's almost FOURTY years old? What was that murmur from the crowd - did I hear someone say DILF? Yep, that's enough for me to pad his stats right there, if you know what I mean. ;) His four superbowl rings don't look too shabby either, but let's face it - I for one, am not looking at his jewelry.

Welcome to the team Adam Vinatieri and God Bless those tall, dark and handsome Italian genes for making you so fine.