Tuesday, May 22, 2012

May 22: Mike Wallace

After almost a year without any new posts, I've been brought back to the Underwear ProBowl by an upcoming celebrity softball event at none other than our local Lancaster Barnstormer's Clipper Magazine stadium which will feature my favorite lover boy Cam Newton.

But more importantly and back to the task at hand, after reviewing the current roster for the softball event, I decided my next recruit should come from those who will be playing. After some image searching and reviewing, I've decided that with my 11th pick in the Underwear ProBowl, I select Burnell Micheal "Mike" Wallace III, wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Coincidentally, 2011 also marked Wallace's first ever AFC pro bowl selection so it seems quite fitting this this 6 foot, 200 lb beauty also be selected for the even more prestigious honor of the underwear probowl.

I'm not always a big fan of tats, but I'm digging the mohawk, tattoos and bedroom eyes I'm getting from Mike Wallace and I can honestly say, black and gold never looked so good! I'm actually wondering how this little gem went undiscovered for so long because now that I've found him, I can't stop looking at him. I mean, just look at him, it's like he's staring right into my soul. I should have recruited him LONG ago. I have a feeling I'm going to end up recruiting more wide receivers than necessary, but if that's the case, I guess we can always play a little role reversal and I'll be the receiver. ;) At least... as long as that's okay with you Mr. Wallace. So until then... see you soon sweetcheeks!