You want to talk about an NFL all-star, meet our 9th overall pick and ELEVEN time NFL pro bowler,
Tony Gonzalez, tight end for the KC Chiefs. He holds the NFL records for single season receptions by a tight end, career touchdowns by a tight end, career receptions by a tight end and reception yards by a tight end. Not only is he an all-star on the field, but he also saved the life of choking man back in 2008 by performing the heimlich maneuver. Say, Tony... I think I'm choking, can you please thrust me from behind to save my life? I'll be forever indebted to you.
Tony has the nickname "Gonzo", although I prefer to not call him that because I immediately think of the
Muppet babies which is just weird. He is what I like to call one gorgeous pretty boy. Naturally, he has a smokin' hot wife, too... but we will not mention her any more than to say their two children together (+ a 3rd child from another relationship) make him another DILF on the Underwear ProBowl roster. Yes, please, may I have another?
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